Not smart, not funny, sickly and sometimes just plain unconscious, DAVE is a true blue rinse hero of our times. Set in an underbelly of West London the city fathers always dreamed of, TORYSPOTTING is the story of DAVE and his so-called friends - a bunch of losers, liars, psychos, tax dodgers and flunkies. Hilarious but harrowing, the film charts the disintegration of their friendship as they proceed, seemingly inevitably, towards the self destruction of themselves and the whole f*cking country. DAVE alone says he has the insight and opportunity to escape his fate and be just like you and me but then again, does he really want to "choose life as we know it"?
If so he should choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f*cking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows with Ant and Dec whilst stuffing f*cking junk food into your mouth. Choose losing your job because someone has to pay off the deficit created by your mates at the bank. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last, in a miserable care home that can't even afford to feed you after they have taken their profit out of the reduced monies coming from a Tory Council, until your nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, screwed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose the Tories.
Is this a rant made after a lubricating stop at the pub?
ReplyDeleteThis is the sort of nonsense spoken when one has nothing else to say that makes any sense!
Grow up for God sake. Is it any wonder you got such a drubbing at the General Election? The people of Northampton South obviously knew what you DIDN'T have to offer.
The saddest part is that you didn't learn anything.
Oh dear, the thought police are in town!
ReplyDeleteActually STR's it's a satirical critique on Irvine Welsh's novel Trainspotting and the film of the same name directed by Danny Boyle.
It paradigm of current political thought inside of the Tory Party and of the leaderships deepest desire to come across to the public as "One of the Boys"
Or if your more into music think of Pulp's "Common People"
The remark about lubrication I guess comes from the over use of expletives which any normal person would know was a common factor in the original.
Your distaste says that either:
A) You are a Tory
B) You live in a bubble
C) you have no sense of Humour, or
D) All three.
But I like your diatribe about the general election, it means I must have touched a nerve which is always a rewarding discovery for a blogger!
And you're (correct spelling) the hypocrite who drives the MERCEDES!!
ReplyDeleteEven sadder is the fact that a criticism can elicit an immediate retort.
Mercedes? what are you on about fella? or what are you on?
ReplyDeleteI remember now (you're) the spelling champion!
And my rapid rebuttal button is always on alert!!
Smell the Roses...
ReplyDeleteWow, spelling police really IS a job then?
Just to clarify (and I don't care if it is spelt right or not... if you hadn't realised this is an informal blog about thoughts and views ~ not a book waiting to be published ~ even I can tell the difference) Tony has not had a Mercedes since he left the Cobblers last May. You are clearly a year behind on "news" so might I suggest you catch up.
And I was about to say that's a lot of F~words there Tony, but I get the point of the blog. Maybe STR's doesn't watch films?
Nicky, yes a few more f's than I would personally like or use but it is a parody of the original so I made the exception.
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