This policy of "don't say anything otherwise we will ruin it" seems to hold water as every policy announcement they do make is followed quickly by a press story telling us all what a gaffe they have just made.
Therefore I was delighted to come across the website www.mydavidcameron.com which has really brightened up the early election exchanges no end.
It all started when the Tory Party released the following supposedly airbrushed image of David Cameron (very waxy indeed) to convince us all to vote for their own special brand of change:

The website www.davidcameron.com then called upon the Great British public to use its on site tool and its sense of political humour to make up their own airbrushed versions of the poster.
The results are hilarious, I urge you all to pay a visit(they are recieving over 100,000 hits a week!) and to be equally creative, but for now by way of example and encouragement I give you my "Airbrushed for Change" top three:
No 3. Proof positive that Labour and the Conservatives have merged into a great oneness:

No 2. Seems a very "Tim nice but dim" take on how to turn things around:

No 1 Thanks Nan, I always said we should listen to our elders (apologies for the swearing she is getting on a bit)

Lets all hope that the rest of the election is so funny.